Toilet tank frozen.
This is not a recording.
If this were not an actual emergency, I'd have more time to blog about it.
It's really cold here. Note to Floridians: Eleven degrees is not as cute as 30.
It's all cuter on the Discovery Channel than in real life.
Bread pudding only keeps you warm for a minute.
Why-oh-why did we give up satellite TV? Also, why is there no heater in our downstairs bath?