Bsszzt.
frrzzzzsst.
Toilet tank frozen.
This is not a recording.
If this were not an actual emergency, I'd have more time to blog about it.
bzzzzsssttttt.
It's really cold here. Note to Floridians: Eleven degrees is not as cute as 30.
It's all cuter on the Discovery Channel than in real life.
Bread pudding only keeps you warm for a minute.
Why-oh-why did we give up satellite TV? Also, why is there no heater in our downstairs bath?
3 comments:
And 3 degrees isn't cute at all. Hugs, my dear. No wait...come back here...THAT WASN'T A COMFORT HUG IT WAS A WARMTH HUG...COME BACK!
LOL...ok, I first typed "COME BAKE!" which sort of works too.
brrrrr....teeth shattering...knee knocking...coldddd....CRIKEY!
IT'S butt crack cold girlfriend!
ahh yes.. i hear you... it's -40something here with the wind.. not much fun! it could be worse right? your kids be using the toilet to try and skate on?
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